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Grendel: Devil's PracticeI stand waiting. Grasping a roof ledge overlooking the city, my city. I silently observe one of my many transactions. Normally, I wouldnt bother with such a tedious task, but Ive been informed of a possible coup by the Columbian cartel delivering the drugs. Thus far the transaction is running smoothly. The cartel men are discussing things with my men, and after a casual handshake between them the deal seemed solid. I was about to leave when I see the cartel men bring out their weapons. Two of my men went down before they could return fire. After the smoke cleared I was down one under boss and there were still four of the Columbians there, one seemed to be the leader and the others bodyguards.
That was easy. Says the commander now all we have to do is take out that @*$%ing masked weirdo.
I allow them to see me first when I got down there. I also give them the pleasure of the first attack. I easily avoid the pitiful gunfire and go after the guards firs
Zombie Weekend part 6After running inside they initialized the lockdown sequence, which locked and reinforced all doors and windows while playing the national anthem. Al then fell to his knees in a vomiting fashion, holding his mouth.
Oh god I killed him. He said while holding back the food he rather enjoyed eating and really had no intention to bear through eating again.
Well, technically the sign did. Said Mick in an extremely calm manner, almost too calm.
Whatever, I caused the sign to kill him.
Is it technically killing him?
I mean theyre zombies
Whatever, theyre undead Americans, the walking dead, the undead.
So, that guy was dead before you killed him, or what ever you call it
Wow, that actually makes sense. Now I dont feel so bad.
Al then gained a new spring to his step because of Micks epi
Crucible Crusade Part 1Deep in the bowels of Thundane, the once mighty capital of the former Eladrin Empire, a lone Eladrin leaves the shattered remains of the castle that was once the home to the royal Lightning family. At the exact same time, a lone Tiefling leaves the dwarven kingdoms that have been his home to set out on a grand adventure to reunite with a certain lady dopplegangerin the kingdom of the elves. Little do either of them know that they will be united to form a nigh-unbreakable bond of friendship and conquer the blight of evil from the fields of righteousness.
The Eladrin, Phoenix Lightning, has just left his room for the first time in three hundred and seventy five years. He was not the victim of some evil spell or sinister plot; he simply stayed in his room to watch a family feud marathon on the crystal ball network. Being a wizard he enchanted the door so that it can never be opened. After finally leaving his room phoenix discovers his formerly majestic castle home is now in shambles, a fa
Zombie Weekend Part 7Then, a silence. Not any normal silence, it was like a radioactive super silence. A silence so great it would be nye impossible to break for any normal human. Unfortunately for the silence, bob, an admittedly un-normal zombie, continued his useless howl.
Why does he have to do that? yelled Al who is desperately attempting to keep hold of his whisk and soda while holding his hands to his ears.
Why does who have to do what? responded Mick who was sitting very quaintly on an unordinary bent guitar case.
The zombie outside. Why is he yelling?
You mean Bob?
He has a name?
Of course, havent you been paying attention? said Mick before he grabbed the soda from Als hand, took a sip, then put it back besides, you get used to the noise eventually
Really? said Al before he cautiously removed his hands from his ears then immediately put them back because of the horrifying screech that can onl
Zombie Weekend Part 5While leaving, Al tripped on a long squishy pinkish thing and hit the ground face first, crushing his bag of chips.
Aww I broke my chips. Said Al as he mourned his chipotle buffalo Mexican mild ranch wasabi vinegar Thai all-natural chippity-chops.
Dude said Mick while he pointed at what Al tripped on with one hand and holding back todays lunch with the other after you see that what you tripped over I think youll lose your appetite.
After getting up Al hesitantly looked at what he was too lazy to spot and avoid beforehand. After seeing this foul item a look of sickness overtook his face, the same face he would get if you force-fed him tofu marinated in raw sewage. He then fell again, this time hitting the zombie face Mick seemed to grow fond of on the way down, with his own face.
Why were you still holding that crap? asked Al as he scraped off the horrifying undead skin and hoping he didnt catch zombie aids or zombi
Zombie Weekend part 3You came in here to tell me you died from zombies? said Mick with the kind of questioning face you would have when you just ran over a dog and are wondering what he was doing in the street. Did this dog have a family? Did it have dreams and aspirations? Did I leave the oven on? Do I ever use the oven?
No said Al who jumped back to his feet as if nothing had happened while putting his Game lad back in his pocket. I just wanted to let you know that I took the weekend off from work so we can hang out.
But I have work.
Then we can hang out here.
Mick immediately displayed a face that was so disturbed by this comment that he almost broke his brain. Like I had nothing better to do this weekend than to work while simultaneously hanging out with my best friend though Mick. Then, after about two more seconds of mindless pondering Mick finally responded.
Yeah, sounds cool. See you tomorrow.
See ya. Said Al while
Zombie Weekend part 2In this seemingly mundane music store amongst the fancy guitars, the massive drums, the many microphones and amps, and the rows of music CDs their stand many people. Most are the usual sort of people who go to the music store. These usual sort can be split into a few groups. First the hardcore musicites, these people walk into the store and know exactly what they want. Most people may think this would be a good thing, but these people tend to be stuck up and very difficult to serve. They demand their specific brand of imported strings and reeds, which need to be special ordered, and their impossible to find CD from some obscure band that no ones ever heard of. The next group is the rovers, these people make up the most common group. They go into the store because they felt like visiting the music store to browse or they just needed to quickly pick up some thing. Lastly we have the hang-outers, or to use a more accurate term bums, these people generally have noth
Zombie Weekend Part 8Man, I thought that would go better. Mick said with a disappointed face
Better? asked Al your shooting a drumstick out of a guitar, a bow guitar but still, a guitar. What did you think was gonna happen.
I dunno, I thought it would at least ricochet and hit a zombies ankle or something.
Well you did a good job there buddy.
Whatever, at least I tried.
Then, because Mick and Al were too busy bickering to notice, the zombies started heading towards their makeshift fortress of solitude.
Crap! yelled Mick and Al simultaneously
Were gonna die, arent we? said Mick
Yeah said Al who was failing an attempt to put his game face on but Im gonna kill umm unkill rekill Luxadundurate whatever, Im gonna take out as many zombies as I can before I go. Al then got into attack position, but before he could go and commit suicide a voice cut th
Starbucks Wars Part 5Starbucks wars in a nut shell
OK, hello readers. Im, as you know, Alex. I wrote the popular web story Zombie Weekend. Maybe youve heard of it. You better have heard of it, and read it. Twice if youre cool. Anyway, this isnt about ZW (Zombie Weekend in case you didnt pick that up). This is about the new story Im current working on, which if you havent figured it out from the name of this post is Starbucks wars. The thing is I took a small break from writing Starbucks wars and I need a way to reacclimate people to the Starbucks wars world and catch them up on the story so far, Im gonna do this by way of a synopsis. (Synopsis means summary for those grabbing for your dictionary.com) for those of my true fans who are loyal enough to re-read Starbucks wars part 1-4 several times in preparation of this you can just skip back to the story, but because you are my true loyal fans your still going to want to read the synopsis so you
Deadpool's Theme SongDeadpool Theme Song
Does whatever he's paid to do,
Shoots his guns, all the time,
Drops his victims, just like flies,
Whatch out! Here comes that crimson buffoon!
Does he talk? Listen bub-
A better question is: Does he shut up?
Is the man uglier than sin?
I wouldn't know where to begin,
Look over there! He's in his underwear!
In the chill of the night,
Where he really shouldn't be,
He arrives just in time,
To make life harder for you and me!
Unfriendly Neighborhood Deadpool,
For wealth and fame, he was never meant-
Action is his punishment!
Life is a great big bang-up,
Where-ever there's a hang up,
Caused by that violent fool!
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